I
come to tell you Mr.
lawyer that
my woman has
me in chains.
I
get up at six
and do the dishes
and wash panties and blouses
and with a smile
I iron my shirt.
I
wake up the children
I take them to school
afterwards I go to work
and I'm finally contented.
I
call her at three
and she, while yawning,
reproaches me
that I wasn't able
to call her earlier.
I
say to her, darling…
but she doesn't allow me to talk
and spits me through the phone
with a mortal venom.
My
boss asks me
if there is something wrong with me,
my wife, I say to her
and she doesn't allow me to talk. I
have already told you Pepe
that you should behave
towards women
as the law demands.
So
now, keep on working
and when you arrive home
you salute Lola
as corresponds.
I
come to tell you Mr.
lawyer that
my woman
has me in chains.
Later
at night,
when I come back from work
she and three friends
are reading tranquilly. Her
three friends in their panties
and she wearing a night-gown,
I salute impertinently
to be able to see their tits well
and I go to the kitchen
to prepare the food.
Now
a friend
of the four misses comes,
the poor devil doesn't know how to speak
but he possesses such grandeur
that he got a job
as fishing rod.
While
the four women
And the grand dumb enjoy themselves
I
burn myself in the kitchen
with the hot kidney beans.
While
with oil
I cure my hand
the soup burns
and I send everything to hell.
I
come to tell you Mr.
Lawyer that
in my brain
I have already killed her.
